Back in Business...
So I've been gone for a while. A lot has happened in my life since my last blog post. I'm not ready to discuss everything now, because all the rehashing will make me hungry. Instead, I'm going to do a love/hate list that will make everyone happy!

Love:
-Coppertone Gradual Tan: this shit beats mystic with a big fat, wooden stick.
-The Bravery "honest mistake" Seriously, I don't know when British pop went out (uh... Spice Girls) but it is totally back ,and I fucking love it!
-Tostidos "light" chips: apparently they don't make you shit your brains out anymore because they're not friend in Olean... just Olestra. Whatever
-Jewelry Television: they make my list because NO ONE IS SKINNY! Rock on JTV!
-ALDI: They employ most of their workers full time, and save us money with no TV ads, mag ads, or carts in the parking lot.
-Stichpixie.com: Finally someone out there concerned with charity and recycling.
-Alcohol fueled rages about politics.
-Law and Order.
-B.Y.O.B. System of a Down: Stick it to the man, mother fuckers! You rock!


Hate:
-Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise... very disturbing
-Senate approval to expand Patriot Act... I guarantee in three months every Democratic Senator will be bitching that they, "didn't know what was included in the scope ot the expansion." Read the fucking bill, dumbasses! Where did these people go to law school?
-Baby blogs: I just can't do it anymore.
-"Best day of my life..."-weddings.
-Fat Free Cheese: What's the point?
-Lindsay Lohan: Eat a snack, quit your job if you hate it so much, and get your implants back... really.

Ok... hopefully that was fun and exciting for everyone. In addition to my usual love/hate rant I'll recap a few major life things that have happened. I moved out officially. I now live in my own apartment. I also have a job. I dont make much money, and I've totally sold my soul to the corporate devil, but hey, what can you do, right? Brandon also lives here and we're thinking of having a baby... Or spending all our money on booze and entertainment. Come visit us, and you'll know which choice we've made.

Hopefully this post finds everyone happy, healthy and sexy. Cross your fingers for a new post soon!