B: "Ok, here's my idea. I want a chocolate unicorn that I can break its horn off and eat it!"
M: "Yeah... wait, what the fuck?"
B: "And I also want a Harry Potter wand made out of chocolate that I can eat. Isn't that a great idea?"
M: "uh... yeah."
B: "That's what I thought."
Posted by scurvylime
at 11:29 PM CST
